the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
take off your pants and jacket.
Thunderstorm cloud lamp
I really fucking need this. I need like 10 of these over my bed with a thunderstorm soundtrack playing.
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
omg cutest ever
Now that’s a pretty bouquet