not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom
Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
Everyone knows at least one secret language.
When nobody is looking, I can fly.
We are all held together by invisible threads.
Books get lonely too.
Sadness can be eaten.
I will always be there.
|—||Raul Gutierrez, “Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently” (via the59thstreetbridge)|
this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life
you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.
However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––
is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.
A mother’s worst nightmare.
She was preaching
this gave me chills
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard
just got my nasty plan started
tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life